Half Man Half Biscuit - Gubba lookalikes

^AThey come from underneath the ^Dstairs ^{E A}Into my room but no-one ^Dcares ^{E A}They're on the bus and on the ^Dtrain ^{E A}They're knocking on my window ^Dpane. ^{E A}Oh mother telephone the ^Dnurse ^{E A}Can't you see it's getting ^Dworse ^{E A}I close my eyes yet still it ^Dseems ^{E A}Everybody in my ^Ddreams,^E A D E A D E, A D E (x5) Gubba look-A-likes Gubba look-A-likes. ^AI wake up screaming in the ^Dhall ^{E A}I didn't mean to wake at ^Dall ^{E A}I run and lock the bathroom ^Ddoor ^{E A}Turn on the taps and out they ^Dpour.^{E A}Through all the villages and ^Dtowns ^{E A}A thousand sandy coloured ^Dclowns ^{E A}I try and escape down private ^Ddrives ^{E A}And then I reach the Reader's ^DWives. ^E A D E A D E,(instr A D E (x9)) Gubba look-A-likes Gubba look-A-likes. ^AIn order to fling off this ^Dcurse, I spend ^Eall day drinking in ^ADiverse taverns, with smarmy ^Dacrobats and ^Ebalding senators. ^ABut after a while they too adopt the ^Dlikeness and begin to ^Ebreed like A D E, A D E town pigs. ^AAs a drunken lump I fall into a ^Dstate of blissful un^Econsciousness ^ABut the moment is fleeting and I a^Dwake once ^Emore in despair ^AAnd in my final agonies ^Dbelieve myself ^Elost. ^{A D E} Gubba ^Alook-A-likes ^{D E} Gubba ^Alook-A-likes.^{D E} In every ^Afilm and every play, on every ^Dpublic right of ^Eway On every ^Aflag I see unfurled, on all the ^Dgrounds in all the ^Eworld The one-armed ^Abandits in the ^Dbar, in the ^Eback of every car And even ^Aon my dying day they'll re^Dfuse to go a^Eway When I ^Awalk towards the light something ^Dsomewhere won't be ^Eright And what was ^Aonce my Uncle Keith says there'll ^Dnever be re^Elief And we'll go ^Aon and on and on and on and ^Don. ^E A D E A D E, A D E (to fade) Gubba look-A-likes Gubba look-A-likes.