Half Man Half Biscuit - Get kramer

We’ve got ^CKramer ^{F G7} coming o^Cver ^{F G7} to pro^Cduce us^{F G7} So that ^Cwe can show off to our ^Fspecialist ^G7friends Go ^Cdown to the Falcon in ^FCamden and ^G7say “I’ll have a ^Cpint for myself and a ^Fpint for the ^G7ex-MC^C5”.^{F G7 C F G7}

Aleister ^CCrowley ^{F G7} knew my ^Cfather ^{F G7} or ^Crather^{F G7 C}Business once took Dad up ^Finto the ^G7glens ^CWhere in a small hotel ^Fbar Crowley ^G7asked “^CHave you got change for the ^Ffruit machine ^G7chief, I’m all ^Cout?”^{F G7 C F G7}

^CDa ^Fda^G7 da^C da^F……^G7………^C C F G7 (x3) C

^{N.C N.C}Dear Mr McGee, ^N.C Please find enclosed the latest demo from ‘Liquid Greek’.^N.C Dismissed by the mainstream as shoe-gazing also-rans,^N.C the band have nevertheless persevered with their off-kilter-or- nothing ^N.Cpolicy in the hope that someone like your good self ^N.Cwill eventually realise, and thus promote this violent yet^N.C ultimately beautiful genre which we have dubbed “New Noise”^N.C. The first track is based on the high-pitched lamentations of an u^Cnbalanced

^CThis land is my land; this ^Fland is not ^G7your land So ^Cplease get off now or I’ll go and ^Ffetch my ^G7farm hand And ^Che will come running in a ^Fred cap-sleeve ^G7T-shirt And a ^CWest Country smile that says “^FI’ll give you ^G7Kick Out The ^CJams!”^{F G7}