Half Man Half Biscuit - Fuckin ell its fred titmus

Oh ^D7I was walking round my favourite s^G7tore ^D7Searching for the ten pence off Le^G7nor When ^D7suddenly I bumped into this ^G7guy On ^D7seeing who it was I gave a ^G7cry: (nc) “Fuckin’ ‘Ell, it’s Fred Titmus!”

Oh ^D7Jane was pushing baby round the ^G7park When ^D7all at once she saw her husband ^G7Mark Well ^D7he was with a man down by the ^G7stream So ^D7Jane and baby both began to ^G7scream: (nc) “Fuckin’ ‘Ell, it’s Fred Titmus!”

Oh ^D7as the train pulled into platform ^G7three I ^D7looked around for my best girl to ^G7see As she ^D7disembarked but I didn’t seem to ^G7care ‘Cos ^D7someone passed that made me stop and ^G7stare.

Oh ^D7Dracula comes from Transylvania Stevie nicks books about kleptomania