Half Man Half Biscuit - Floreat inertia

I could be ^Btugging on the beard of ^Escience^B like a cheeky ^Eschoolboy ^BBut I couldn't be ^Ebothered,^B thats why I'm still in the b^Eox room ^BFace down in the ^Elast ditch,^B my natural h^Eome B E B E E B C#m A (x2) I can do that but I don't really want to. Oh, I ^Eused to cajole ^BGordon Giltrap I ^C#mused to think that it ^Amattered But the ^Elow drone of the ^Btreadmill C#m A B E B E (x2) Is the sound of my hopes being shattered. I should be ^Bstanding in a chaos of ^Esunflowers,^B with a girl from Ma^Echynlleth ^BBut I'm down at the ^Echildren's zoo,^B kicking off on the ^Egoats. ^BIncreasing ^Edoubt,^B decreasing h^Eope B E B E E B C#m A (x2) Even my imaginary friend went and changed his mind. Oh, I ^Eused to cajole ^BGordon Giltrap I ^C#mused to think that it ^Amattered But the ^Elow drone of the ^Btreadmill Is the ^C#msound of my hopes being ^Ashattered. Oh, I ^Eturned my back on ^BNazareth I ^C#mused to think that it ^Amattered But the ^Elow drone of the ^Btreadmill C#m A (B E B E rpt) C#m Is the sound of my hopes being shattered.