Half Man Half Biscuit - False grit

^A This town was tailor-made for ^Ddying in And on ^Athese streets the gutters are for ^Dcrying in. ^F# And no-one’^Gs flying i^Emn anytim^Ae soon ^F# We’re al^Gl lying i^Emn bed unti^Al noon.

^D Knock-kneed and ^Emhackneyed,^A it was ever ^Dthus ^Em If we’re not waiting for ^Aa kidn^G7ey we’re waiting fo^Dr a bus.

^A I got a cold call on a hot summer’^Ds day; ^A I didn’t really – it’s just written tha^Dt way. ^F# Feisty ^Gharridans, ^Emangels and ^Acrones ^F# Get the ^GHaynes and ^Emcall Suranne ^AJones.

^D Cupcakes and ^Emclichés^A, new drama for^D spring ^Em Thanks for the ^Awarning,^G7 I’m gonna be in B^Deijing.

^F# Rodney ^GOntong and ^EmLynsey de ^APaul ^F# On the ^Gale on the ^EmAntonine, ^AAntonine ^DWall. He bleating ^Emkeenly^A on seven point ^Dnine ^Em She veering ^Awildly ^G7 away from the ^Dline. ^G7 Away from the ^Dline,^G7 away from the ^Dline ^G7 Away from the ?^D??….