Half Man Half Biscuit - Excavating rita

^BbWhen I need you you’re only ever tw^Dmenty-eight away with a tailwind ^EbI’m on Shima^Ebmno Ultegra now, ainâ^Bb€™t you heard? Through the trauma Jemma Guntrip has ^Dmfailed as a friend ^EbVenezuela, Aus^Ebmtralia, then ^Bbme. ^FBut when itâ?^G#?™s too late^C# for d^F#runks and^B too early^E for milkmen ^DGive me the moonlight, give me a ^G#spade. ^F#I’ve got soil on my fin^Bgers; I’ve got wo^C#rms in my shoes, ^F#The stench of death lingers^B when I lie next to ^C#you, I’ve be^F#en allowed about an hour to comprehend That I ^Bsimply can’t walk out^C# the door They’ve^F# got rules by which I must abide;^B regulations to keep ^Dme secure. ^BbWith a help chute and a carbon mon^Dmoxide alarm ^EbWe would still have our ^EbmThursday after^Bbnoons Consolation in the form of a ^Dmhalogen lamp ^EbDark was the ^Ebmnight, cold was the ^Bbground. ^FWhen you’ve^G# got nothin^C#g to^F# lose you^B get worms in ^Eyour shoes ^DYou get the subterr^Eanean lovesick ^G#blues. ^F#I’m still your number^C# one^B fan; I’m your B^F#etterware man I’m still your number^C# one^B fan; I’m your B^F#etterware man I’m still your number^C# one^B fan; I’m your B^Detter^F#ware^D ma^F#n.