Half Man Half Biscuit - Every time a bell rings

^Bb Ground Cont^Dmrol to Monty ^CDon, ^{G Bb} The testi^Dmmonial silver’s ^Cgone ^{G Bb} The circum^Dmstance here’s pretty ^Cthin ^{G Bb} The sun comes ^Dmout when I go ^Cin.^{G Bb} On the way home from spinning ^Dmclass she pops into the deli for ^Bmartisan gossip ^G He stays in the car leafing through a ^Bbhigh end coffee bean catalogue ^Dm Their dream is to open up a ^Bmroasterie in the Keswick area.^G

^Bb Get your hedge cut; ^Fget your fuckin’ hedge cut ^Bb Get your hedge cut; ^Fget your fuckin’ hedge cut Bb[/c F Dm Bb Dm C G Bb Dm C G Stop meeting friends, and cut your hedge.

^Bb Why can’t you ^Dmsay “orang-u^Ctan?” ^{G Bb} Why can’t you ^Dmjust say “Ku-Klux-^CKlan?”^{G Bb} Who needs the ^Dmlibrary or the ^Cpub ^{G Bb} When we’ve got ^Dmyour creative ^Chub?^{G Bb} He got a Boardman bike on the “^DmCycle-To-Work” scheme, dis^Bmcovered he really enjoyed it; ^G Started watching the Tour-De-France ^Bbhighlights on ITV 4 Worshipped ^Dmat the altar of Wiggo and Froome-dog;^Bm goes out every Sunday in ^Gfull Sky replica kit.

^Bb Get your hedge cut, ^Fget your fuckin’ hedge cut ^Bb Get your hedge cut, ^Fget your fuckin’ hedge cut ^Bb Stop analysing ^FStrava^Dm, and cut your ^Chedge.^{F C F C F C F}

^Bb “It’s a wonderful ^DmLife”; it’s a wonderful ^Bmfilm Tho’ the more I watch it the more I want ^GPotter to succeed ^Bb Not least when that lot up the road come out in to the ^Dmstreet every New Year’s Eve ^BmDrunk on Ptolemy’s hock, ^Ghugging each other and going’ “hee-haw, hee-^Bbhaw”^F. ^{Bb F Bb F C C7 A} Every time a ^Bbbell rings,^C I ^C7hate you some ^Fmore ^A Every time a ^Bbbell rings,^C I ^C7hate you some ^Fmore ^A Every time a ^Bbbell rings,^C I ^C7hate you some ^Fmore ^A Every time a ^Bbbell rings.^{C C7 F}