Half Man Half Biscuit - Evening of swing has been cancelled

I^F fell asleep amongst the ^Cboulders strewn between Glyder ^FFach and Glyder Fawr and I saw^C in a dream Your ^Fcharmless associates in a^C stretch limousine They were ^Fplunging headlong ^Cinto a ravine And your ^Bbevening of ^Cswing had been ^Fcancelled Your ^Bbevening of ^Cswing had been ^Fcancelled Your ^Bbevening of ^Cswing had been ^Fcancelled, your ^Bbevening of ^Cswing. ^{F C F C F}Came the behemoth, ^Cseven score and nine To ^Frescue all the children from their ^Cparents on the line And they ^Ftook them to a crash site, un^Cfurled a ball of twine And ^Ftied a bunch of flowers around the ^Cspeed limit sign ^FNo more the Multiplex^C stood in its stead ^FPleasure grounds with maze in the^C shape of a sled And ^Foutside "The Gielgu^Cd" a neon sign read: ^F"Equus On The Buses"^C; starring Mr Ed And your ^Bbevening of ^Cswing had been ^Fcancelled Your ^Bbevening of ^Cswing had been ^Fcancelled Bb C F Bb C (F C x10) Your evening of swing had been cancelled, your evening of swing. And a ^Fplague fell upon the ^CRetail Park And a ^Fstorm broke over ^CHenman Hill And the ^Fchristening party arsehole who ^Chitherto had blurred My con^Fception of man as ^Cnature's final word Was ^Ffleeing from the lava, his ^CSatNav pleading thus: ^F"I'm not from round here mate,^C you should've got the bus" Enter ^Fthen a real rat pack, ^Cmillions pouring in And E^Fzekiel punched Dan Brown and the ^Cknights are drawing in And your ^Bbevening of ^Cswing had been ^Fcancelled Your ^Bbevening of ^Cswing had been ^Fcancelled Your ^Bbevening of ^Cswing had been ^Fcancelled, your ^Bbevening of ^Cswing. ^{F C F C F}