Half Man Half Biscuit - Dye ken ted moult

^COur Ted, it has to be said pro^Fduces ^Gproof be^Cyond us Rain, shine or gale force nine his ^Fframes re^Gmain in^Ctact. ^DHelicopters in my garden, bringing wind – I beg your pardon Double glazing is amazing ^Cdon’t you all^G agree?

^CNo fears, they’ll last you for years^F: our s^Gtatistic^Cs prove it And you’ll pose when all the street knows it’s ^Fyou ^Gwho sets ^Cthe pace. ^DOn the cold and frosty mornings scoff and laugh at Yuletide warnings Insulation for the nation, ^Cthat’s the one fo^Gr me.

^CNo draughts ‘cos that’d be daft ^F– a feat^Gher acknowl^Cedges Newton And a ball and chain let loose on the pane can ^Fonly ^Gsmash your ^Cnerves. ^DIn the hibernating season fit the best, it stands to reason No complaining where it’s rainin^Cg thanks to M^Gr Moult, wahey!