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Artist: Half Man Half Biscuit http://www.hmhb.co.uk/ Track: Corgi Registered Friends Album: Achtung Bono Tabber: Woodshed INTRO C - Dsus2 - C - Dsus2 - C - Dsus2 - C VERSE 1
Dsus2

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C In the kingdom of the blind Dsus2

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C It's said the one-eyed man is king
Dsus2

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C And in the kindom of the bland Dsus2

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C It's 9 o'clock on ITV
Dsus2

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CI believe I've seen holograms Dsus2

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CWith more substance than you
Dsus2

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C Automatic doors Dsus2

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C They don't open for you Dsus2
CHORUS
FC-O-R-G-Dsus2I (Corgi registered friends) FC-O-R-G-Dsus2I (Corgi registered friends)
You Fmeet up on a Monday with your Dsus2Corgi registered FfrienGds
VERSE 2
CYou call Glastonbury 'Glasto' Dsus2

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C You'd like to go there one day
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C When they've put up the gun towers Dsus2

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C To keep the hippies away
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C December sees Kitzbuhel Dsus2

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C Clad in Lowe Alpine
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C Your children are painfully soulless Dsus2

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C Ralph's in Brize Norton Dsus2
CHORUS
FC-O-R-G-Dsus2I (Corgi registered friends) FC-O-R-G-Dsus2I (Corgi registered friends)
Doing FDel Boy impressions with your Dsus2Corgi registered FfrienGds
WHISTLE SOLO e|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|--5----------------| B|--5--5-6--8--8---|--6-5-6-8-5----|--5--5-6--8--8---|----8-6--5---------| G|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------------| D|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------------| A|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------------| E|-----------------|---------------|-----------------|-------------------| e|--8--8-8-7-7----|--5-5-5-5-------|-----------------|--5----------------| B|----------------|------------8---|--5--5-6--8--8---|-----8-6--5--------| G|----------------|----------------|-----------------|-------------------| D|----------------|----------------|-----------------|-------------------| A|----------------|----------------|-----------------|-------------------| E|----------------|----------------|-----------------|-------------------| GUITAR SOLO F - D - F - D - F - D - F - G e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------0---0-2----2-0---0---------------------------| D|------------------0--2--3---3------------3---3-2-3-2-------------------| A|----12\---0--2--3------------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--0-2-0---0------------------------------------------------------------| A|--------3----3-2---0-2-0---0-------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------3---3-1--3\-----------------------------------| VERSE 2
CFor sale: gym equipment Dsus2

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C But now your jeans are too tight
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C Amanda Burton on autopilot Dsus2

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C Is all you need each night
Dsus2

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C I wear a tolerance robe Dsus2

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C I have the patience of Job
Dsus2

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C But when I hear you wife's silly giggling Dsus2

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C At Ann Summers parties Dsus2
CHORUS
FC-O-R-G-Dsus2I (Corgi registered friends) FC-O-R-G-Dsus2I (Corgi registered friends)
Going to Fmedieval banquets with your Dsus2Corgi registered FfrienGds
CODA Stick this in your Volvo e|-------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---5--5-3-0-3-0----------------------------------------------------| D|---5--5-3-0-3---3--------------------------------------------------| A|-3------------------5-5-4-3----------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------| Rpt to end