Half Man Half Biscuit - Carry on cremating

We’r^Ee hardly the fruit from ^Aa well-tended banana tree We’r^Ee hardly the Bayeux i^An rock’s rich tapestry ^EWe were like two rubber ducks that ^Apassed each other in the bath ^EI can sound like Wally out of ^ACrossroads, Kath.

^DShe threw an apple in my ^Aeye, cor blimey ^DAlex Haley was adopted ??^A? that’s what’s called a disappointment.

^EWhen England won the World Cup ^Aback in 1966 ^EWembley must have been a sea of ^Asmiles Well ^EI think Kenneth Wolstenholme summed ^Aup the moment really well ^EWhen he said “Just look at Nobb^Ay Stiles” yeah.

^DShe threw an apple in my ^Aeye, cor blimey ^DAlex Haley was adopted ??^A? that’s what’s called a disappointment.

Oh ^Ethey’re still cremating Hatti^Ae Jacques, I am not surprised ^ECome on now, let’s face it, she wa^As fat It ^Eusually takes for ever trying to ^Aburn the grossly oversized ^EWho would ever want to look like ^Athat?

^DShe had a face that could ^Alaunch a thousand dredgers ^DI could never get her on my ^Aportable TV. ^DShe threw an apple in my ^Aeye, cor blimey ^DAlex Haley was adopted ??^A? that’s what’s called a disappointment.