Half Man Half Biscuit - Camra man

^CAnything under ^Ffive per cent I ^Amdon't wanna ^Gdrink it ^CUgly ^Ffrontage? ^Amdon't even ^Gthink it. ^EmI want my hand held ^Ampumps;^Em I want the sci-fi ^Ammeet, ^DI want Dave and ^D7Barbara to refer me to the ^Gblackboard. C G C G C G (instr C G rpt) 'Cos I'm a CAMRA man, Camra man, Camra man. ^CWeek^Fends - ^Amvintage ^Gcar show,^C Doctor ^FWho a^Amficion^Gado ^EmNo wife no ^Amkids,^Em no way juke ^Ambox ^DI get sent the ^D7Belstaff cata^Glogues. C G C G C G (instr C G rpt) 'Cos I'm a CAMRA man, Camra man, Camra man. ^EmAnd at the Monday night ^Amarchery,^Em a fellow cellar-hopper ^Amlent to me ^EmA Willie Rushton bi^Amography,^Em in return for my ^AmSally James scrapbook. ^D7Guess the guest and win a ^G7night with ^D7Guess the guest and win a ^G7night with ^D7Guess the guest and win a ^G7night with ^D7Guess the guest and win a ^G7night out with a ^CCAMRA man A ^GCAMRA man, ^CCAMRA man, a ^GCAMRA man. Oh I ^Cam I am, I ^Gam I am, I ^Cam I am, I ^Gam I am I'm a ^Cdirty great big Five ^GNations fan; I've &^Cquot;Cheap Trick Live At^G The Budokan" I've got a ^Cfriend I can trust, I've got a ^Gshotgun round the back I've got a ^CBonneville in bits but I'm ^Ggonna sort it out Because I ^Cam I am, I ^Gam I am, I ^Cam I am, I ^Gam I am I am I am a ^CCAMRA man, a ^AmCAMRA man, a ^CCAMRA man, a ^AmCAMRA man And you can ^Greally taste the hops! ^{C C7}