Half Man Half Biscuit - Baguette dilemma for the booker prize guy

Well I’v^Ae got a dea^Dd leg fro^Fm kicking ^Dmyself For ^Fletting our ^Bbfriendship ^Efade away Alo^Aysius Um^Dbongo N?^F??Danga ^DO’Reilly Is ^Fhot on my ^Bbheels with ca^Elamity powder. I ^Asaw you in ^DHoylake, ^Fedgy as ^Dever ^FUp on the ^Bbred rocks a-^Ewhooping and a-hollering ^ASix civic ^Ddignitaries ??^F? idiot^Ds all ^FHeading out to ^BbHilbre: I ^Ewouldn’t go that way. ^ADickheads in ^Dquicksand an ^Fhour from ^Dnow I ^Fshould have a ^Bbword but I’v^Ee not had me dinner A ^Aplace on the ^Dpromenade’^Fs got what ^DI need Do I ^Fscream for the ^Bbbeadle or ^Ego for the ^Aham? ^E Do I go for the ^Aham? ^E

A ba^Dguette di^Elemma for the ^ABooker Prize guy A ba^Dguette di^Elemma for the ^ABooker Prize guy A ba^Dguette di^Elemma for the ^ABooker Prize guy D E A D F D F Bb E (x2) A baguette dilemma.

^AFlushed is the ^Dface that you ^Fhide in the ^Dlace Of your ^Fmother’s m^Bbantilla, ^Ea bilious affair ^AI’ve got ^Da picture whic^Fh nobod^Dy needs; A ^Fpicture of ^BbLord ^EGort in his underwear. ^AOut of the ^Dordinary ^Finto the ^Ddrains ^FOver the ^Bbmarshy ^EBerwyn ^AEver the ^Ddenizen ^Fnever the ^Dnorm That’^Fs all ver^Bby well but you??^E?ve still got to eat. I’ve hear^Ad Arthur an^Dd Omega??^F?s “All Yo^Du Can Stomach” Is ^Ffar and a^Bbway your ^Ebest bet You can ^Aeat ^Din or ^Ftake a^Dway ^FYour ^Bbcall, ^Ewhat do you say? If you ^Asnack on the ^Dhoof you’l^Fl still get t^Do catch The ^Fmassed ^Bbranks of the ^ERNL^AI ^E RNL^AI. ^E

A ba^Dguette di^Elemma for the ^ABooker Prize guy A ba^Dguette di^Elemma for the ^ABooker Prize guy A ba^Dguette di^Elemma for the ^ABooker Prize guy A ba^Dguette di^Elemma.