Tuning: E A D G B E

[Verse 1]

^EKeith Muldoon said he was dead, murdered by a giraffe Christine Paine said No, he’s alive – he lives in Haverfordwest”

Chemtrail Brian has him in York getting dragged out of the Ouse AirWair boots, surgical gown, counter-majority views.

Awkward ^ASe^Gan, awkward ^ASe^Gan, Urbek ^ASe^Gan, hatchback ^ASean.

[Verse 2]

^EWe had Slade, we had the Sweet, Sean had Chicory Tip We thought Cruyff, Pele or Best, Sean thought Muller or Maier

We played pool; he would arrange beer mats into a tower That’s him there stood at the back, next to Anthony Power.

Awkward ^ASe^Gan, awkward ^ASe^Gan, Semtex ^ASe^Gan, Home End ^ASean.^A

[Instr] A A D D A A G D [Break]

^D You’d call round but ^Gnever go in; he’d ^Calways keep you for ages on the ^Dstep As old Joe ^Gover the road ^Cpointed up at the ^Droof I once heard ^GJennifer Hughes ^Cclaim she’d been in the hallway and it ^Dstank And old Joe was ^Gover the road ^Cpointing up at the ^Droof.

[Verse 3]

^EAwkward Sean, are you alive? Are you still of a mind? Javelin, discus, hammer and shot, twenty kilometre walk

Pop-Tart Mark, King of the Arch swears down you were the best And Christine Paine is probably wrong: I bet you live in Haverfordeast!

Awkward ^ASe^Gan, awkward ^ASe^Gan, Abstract ^ASe^Gan, Toe-clip ^ASe^Gan Red Star ^ASe^Gan, Kwai Chang ^ASe^Gan Night Time ^ASe^Gan, Rooftop ^ASean.^A ^E7 ^A

Half Man Half Biscuit - Awkward sean