Autoscroll
1 Column 
Text size
Transpose 0
Artist: Half Man Half Biscuit http://www.hmhb.co.uk/ Track: Asparagus Next Left Album: Achtung Bono Tabber: Woodshed INTRO Riff A A D G A D G e|------------------------------|--------------------------------------| B|------------------------------|--------------------------------------| G|------------------------------|--------------------------------------| D|------------------------------|--------------------------------------| A|--0--0-0-5--5--2-3-2-3-2------|----0--0-0-5-5-5--2-------------------| E|------------------------------|--------------------------------------| A D G A D G e|------------------------------|--------------------------------------| B|------------------------------|--------------------------------------| G|------------------------------|--------------------------------------| D|------------------------------|--------------------------------------| A|--0--0-0-5--5--2-3-2-3-2------|----0--0-0-5-5-5----------------------| E|------------------------------|------------------3-------------------|
We've Ajust been Dperforming a gueGrilla gig In the Amiddle of Danother group's gueGrilla gig
Well, Asurely that's the Dultimate gueGrilla gig But Astill they Dcried like Ggirls
CRoad signs on our CcounBtry Alanes Gmay GNot be what they Dseem
CAsparagus next CleftB whoA says G G"I've beeDn up stream"
CGoing down there for Cplum BtoAmaGtoes GIt's not a good Didea
CFor 'horse manure 200 yards' read D'Bottomless perdition'
Riff A
When the Aclub versus Dcountry disGpute arose Small Achildren were Dtrampled in the Gexodus
We Aall knew Dsomeone at Gprimary school Who hAad a really Dpowerful Gmagnet
CNew potatoes Cthis Ba Away Gan GArrow points iDnnocently
CDirt track to a CdarBker Aplace Gthat's GWhat it says to Dme
CLast chance for ChanBging AbasGkets GThere even giving you Dclues
CFresh broad-beans and aubergines DEuphemisms, Audrey, euphemisms
GUITAR SOLO G C e|---------------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------5---------------5------3---------------------------------| G|--5/7--7--7---7----7--7---7---7--4---5-------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------| G C e|---------------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------5---------------5------3---------------------------------| G|--777--7--7---7----7--7---7---7--4---5-----------5/\-----------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------| G C e|--3--3-3-----3-3--5-3--------------3-3---5-3-------------------------| B|--3--3-3-----3-3------5-3----------3-3--------5-3-----3--------------| G|--------5b7-------------------5b7-------------------5---5------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------| G C e|---3-3----3-3----3-3----3-3------3-3----3-3----3-3-3--5-3--------------| B|---3-3----3-3----3-3----3-3------3-3----3-3----3-3-3-------5-3---------| G|-------5b7----5b7---5b7-----5b7-----5b7----5b7------------------5--5---| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| Riff A
WhatAever Dhappened to the Gplumber's van AHumble Damateur Gtransit van
AVans have beDcome Gridiculous with their AStrateDgies and Glogistics
CVeer soon for CmarBmaAlade GI GDon't think so DJoe
CAnd why are the CtracBtors AturGning GWe really ought to Dknow
CSo stay alert CmiBnor Aroads G GRemember Phyllis D...
COoh, rhubarb let's go She's Dstill not been accounted forA