Half Man Half Biscuit - Architecture and morality ted and alice

^BbThe wonderful dexterity of Hannu Mikkula ^BbMakes me want to shake hands with the whole of Finland ^BbBut the horrible sincerity of Miriam Stoppard ^BbMakes me want to go out and commit mass murder.

I ^Amrang Jane Scott for a ^Emgenuine ^Amfriend, She was otherwise engaged so I ^Emlooked round the ^Ambend I saw the wheels of nihilism ^Emrolling my ^Amway And now I live life in the bus lane ^{Em Am} Yeah, I live life in the bus lane.^{Em Am}

^BbThe halcyonic dynamo that lit up my childhood ^BbMade me feel secure on the roads in winter ^BbBut the nauseating bashfulness of early Diana ^BbMade me want to set fire to commemorative tea towels.

I ^Amwalked across the road with a ^Empeach in my ^Amhand A hammer hit my head and I ^Emcouldn't under^Amstand Behind me stood a maniac ^Emlaughing at ^Amme saying “I like to watch the adverts^{Em Am} Yeah, I saw it in the adverts.^{Em Am}

You fold your ^Cgrandma’s ^Fneck and ^Gsmother her in ^Dmcustard As a ^Ccontribution ^Fto your ^Cfolio And the very next ^Fmorning you ^Gtake her into ^Dmcollege And the ^Ctutor with the ^Fbeard and the ^Cpolio Says “Well yeah it’s got ^Fpotential and it ^Gcould well be es^Dmsential But it ^Cshould be more dra^Fmatic if you ^Cknow what I mean”. ^Bb

Have you ^Fmtuned in to ^AmRadio Dada, every Friday evening at ^Dsix in the morning? ^BbScan the ^Fmairwaves for ^AmRadio Dada – it goes something like ^Dthis….. ^Bb