Half Man Half Biscuit - All i want for christmas is a dukla prague away kit

There was ^Bbone in the gang who ^Ebhad Scalextric And be^Bbcause of that he thought he was ^Ebbetter than you Every ^Bbday after school you’^Ebd go round there to play it ^BbHoping to compete for ^Ebsome kind of championship But it ^Bbalways took about fifteen billion ^Ebhours to set the track up And ^Bbeven when you did the ^Ebthing never seemed to work ^{Bb Eb Bb Eb} It was a ^Bbdodgy transformer a^Ebgain and again A ^Bbdodgy transformer a^Ebgain and again It was a ^Bbdodgy transformer a^Ebgain and again A ^Bbdodgy transformer that ^Ebcost three pound ten ^{Bb Eb Bb Eb} So he’^Bbd send his doting mother up th^Ebe stairs with the stepladders To ^Bbget the Subbuteo ^Ebout of the loft He ^Bbhad all the accessories re^Ebquired for that big match atmosphere The ^Bbcrowd and the dugout and the ^Ebfloodlights too You’^Bbd always get palmed off with ^Eba headless centre forward And a ^Bbgoalkeeper with no arms and a ^Ebface like his ^{Bb Eb Bb Eb} And he’^Bbd managed to get hold of ^Eba Dukla Prague away kit Cos his ^Bbuncle owned a sports shop and he’^Ebd kept it to one side And after ^Bbonly five minutes you’d b^Ebe down to ten men Cos he’^Bbd sent off your right back for taking th^Ebe base from under his left winger And ^Bbcome to half time you were ^Eblosing four-nil ^BbEach and every goal a ^Ebhotly disputed penalty So you’^Bbd smash up the floodlights and th^Ebe match was abandoned And the ^Bbdog would bark and you’d b^Ebe banned from his house And your ^Bbtravelling army of syn^Ebthetic supporters Would be ^Bbtaken away from you and ^Ebthrown in the bin ^{Bb Eb Bb Eb} Now he’^Bbs working in ^Eba job with a future He ^Bbhands me my Giro ^Ebevery two weeks And ^Bbme I’m on the lookout for ^Eba proper transformer …errr