Half Man Half Biscuit - Albert hammond bootleg
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BbDragging my guitar 'round maFternity ward
I was Bbin search of the umFbilical chord
But it was Bball in vain so I Fjumped on a train
And when I Bbreached my home the Fkids were on the patio
BbLooking quite upset, so I Fasked them what was wrong
And they Absaid "beware - there'Dbs an Albert Hammond bootleg inAb the house
In there, an DbAlbert Hammond bootleg in the Abhouse, some man
Who Dbintroduced himself as Stanley AbRous came in
And left his DbAlbert Hammond bootleg in the Bbhouse&quoFt;.
BbTalking to a girl on the Fsouth coast of France
She was Bbon an 18-30 but I Fstill took a chance
But Bbon the last night 'neath the Fstars of Marseilles
She Bbsaid that Robin Askwith wasF funny.
AbOh God, Dbhow I longed for a dangerous Abwave
So I could Dbsurf myself towards an early Abgrave
I would Dbrather talk to plankton than to Abdance with you
I Dbhope your plane back home's a DC Bb10. F
AbOh God, Dbhow I longed for a dangerous Abwave
So I could Dbsurf myself towards an early Abgrave
I would Dbrather talk to plankton than to Abdance with you
I Dbhope your plane back home's a DC Ab10.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-Dboh, oh-oh-oh-oh-Aboh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-Dboh, oh-oh-oh-oh-Aboh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-Dboh, oh-oh-oh-oh-Aboh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-Dboh really. Ab Db Ab Db
DbOut of pure curiAbosity I Dbdug up Logie AbBaird
And I Dbasked him what Petrified AbForests see to Dbmake them all so Abscared.