Half Man Half Biscuit - 99 of gargoyles look like bob todd

If you ^Eever wondered ^B7how you get tri^Eangles from a ^B7cow You need ^Ebutter, milk and ^B7cheese And an ^Eequilateral ^B7chainsaw. ^{E B7 E B7 E}In debt I ^B7owe someone a ^Efiver^B7; m^Eaybe I should ^B7try my hand at ^Edrag ^{B7 E}James Dean was ^B7just a careless ^Edriver ^B7 And ^EMarilyn Mon^B7roe was just a ^Eslag. ^{B7 E B7 E B7 E B E}99% of gargoyles ^B7look like Bob ^ETodd ^E99% of gargoyles ^B7look like Bob ^ETodd ^E99% of gargoyles ^B7look like Bob ^ETodd ^E99% of gargoyles ^B7look like Bob ^ETodd.^{B7 E B7 E B7 E B7 E}Mary had a ^B7little lamb the ^Edoctors were as^B7tounded ^EEverywhere she ^B7went gynae^Ecologists sur^B7rounded.^{E B7 E B7} They've been ^Ecooking on Blue ^B7Peter now they're ^Esampling the ^B7dishes 'I don't ^Enormally like to^B7matoes John But ^Ethis is del^B7icious'. ^{E B7 E B7 E B7 E B E}99% of gargoyles ^B7look like Bob ^ETodd ^E99% of gargoyles ^B7look like Bob ^ETodd ^E99% of gargoyles ^B7look like Bob ^ETodd ^E99% of gargoyles ^B7look like Bob ^ETodd. ^{G D7 G D7 G D7 G D7} The ^Gson of Jimmy ^D7Clitheroe is ^Gshouting ^D7out ^G- D7 G D7 G D7 G D7 G D7 E B7 E B7 E B7 E B7 'Where's my Fiorucci?'-------------- Now the ^EKrona rumour ^B7spread but they ^Edidn't tell the ^B7bread Did you ^Ehonestly ^B7think that they ^Ewould?^{B7 E B7} And if ^Eeight out of ^B7ten cats ^Eall prefer ^B7Whiskers Do the ^Eother two pre^B7fer Lesley ^EJudd? ^{B7 E B7 E B7 E B E}99% of gargoyles ^B7look like Bob ^ETodd ^E99% of gargoyles ^B7look like Bob ^ETodd ^E99% of gargoyles ^B7look like Bob ^ETodd ^E99% of gargoyles ^B7(slower)look like Bob ^ETodd.