^AmWe sat and decided as the seasons collided That ^Emour love was purely u^Amtopian

If it wasn’t for my pills, my psychiatric bills

And ^Emyour unreliable fal^Amlopian. Then I guessed we’d be fine, embraced on cloud nine E^Emmotionally impossible to ^Amsever

You’d turn around quickly and ever so sickly

I’^Emd tell you I’d love you^Am forever. If ^Emonly you’d give me m^Amy Lev Yashin poster back ^EmSix months ago I re^Amturned your brown anorak But ^Emyou keep forgetting and it’^Ams far too upsetting So ^Embaby Ferenc Puskas to ^Amyou, to you ^EmBaby Ferenc Puskas to ^Amyou.

^AmAnd you know it’s a shame but we were never the same On ac^Emcount of your stupid am^Amnesia

Through teardrops I stare at the wall that’s now bare

And I ^Emreach for the Milk of Mag^Amnesia. And I’ll die on the floor and leave a note on the door Saying ?^Em??This ape has just left G^Amibraltar”

And in hell it will rain and I’ll say once again

That I’^Emd stand next to you at th^Ame altar. If ^Emonly you’d give me m^Amy Lev Yashin poster back ^EmSix months ago I re^Amturned your brown anorak But ^Emyou keep forgetting and it’^Ams far too upsetting So ^Embaby Ferenc Puskas to ^Amyou, to you ^EmBaby Ferenc Puskas to ^Amyou. With boots on.

Half Man Half Biscuit - 1966 and all that