"Nitro Burning Funny Bong" by GWAR I got frustrated with nobody having tabs for this song. it took me a long time to figure it out, and it's definately better than nothing. there are two guitars, but this is good for jamming along with it, or for an easy live show. the second one just solos mostly. where it has 2 "E"'s in a row, play 022xxx as the first one and then x799xx as the second. also, an easy way to do the quick fill at the end of the verses is to just hammer the notes that I have as chords. it's easy to pick up on if you listen for it. Tabbed by stenyxx. Intro riff: E-11b12-| (repeat A lot)

^EAhhh...s^Bweet y^C#outh ^G# ^A The joys o^G#f be^F#coming a^F# te^G#ena^F#ge pr^Eostitute ^EOr in my ca^Bse a b^C#loo^G#d-c^Araz^C#ed ^Bgla^Bdi^C#ato^Br ^F# ^E Til I got s^Etuck on this planet and got ^D#hooked on the weed and the ^Ecrack and the booze and the pi^Blls and the speed And the ^Esex and the mud and bl^D#ood and the shit L^C#et's all go and h^Bit

^ENitro-bu^Erning f^C#unny b^Eong ^EJust one ^Ehit, your l^C#ife goes w^Erong ^ENitro-b^Eurning ^C#funny b^Eong ^EAnother s^Etupid ^C#stoner s^Eong

Fat and lame The claws have been clipped and the tigers been tamed By a bong, and a schlong Yes now we have all seen how things can go wrong Now my brains filled with bees and my cock is diseased Laden with pus it hangs well past my knees A swarm of narcotics could get me through this My manager's gonna be pissed I'm talkin' 'bout the Nitro-burning funny bong Nitro-burning funny bong Nitro-burning funny bong Nitro-burning funny bong

^EOh, can you t^Bake it ^EOh, do a m^Bonster ^EOh, can you d^Beal with it' B (palm mute) We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys

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^E(g^Bui^C#tar^G# 2 ^Are^G#pea^Bt ^Bth^C#rou^Bgh^F# ne^Ext verse until "I'm sucking...")

^ENow I'm o^D#ld ^ETrapped in my cell as I c^Bultivate mold ^EIn the twilight of my years ^C#I am still a drug a^Bddict

^EI'm sucking all night long on a t^Ben foot bong ^EMoistened with lotion, ^C#wrapped in a sa^Brong. Y^Eou know I live like a k^Bing But I act like a fa^C#ggot ^B ^EOnce was a warrior, n^D#ow just a sponge ^EHigh all the time got a d^Bick like a muskellunge ^EMy glorious destiny ^D#it turned to shit ^C#Can I get another h^Bit'

From the nitro-burning funny bong Nitro-burning funny bong Nitro-burning funny bong Nitro-burning funny bong Oh, can you take it' Oh, do a monster Oh, can you deal with it' We won't respect you unless you get high with the

^ENitro-bu^Erning f^C#unny b^Eong ^ENitro-bu^Erning f^C#unny b^Eong ^ENitro-bu^Erning f^C#unny b^Eong ^ENitro-bu^Erning f^C#unny b^Eong ^BNitro-burning funny bong Nitro-burning funny bong Nitro-burning funny bong Nitro-burning funny bong

^EOh, can you t^D#ake ^Bit ^EOh, do a mo^D#nster

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Gwar - Nitro burning funny bong