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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Verse 1]
IB'm halfway home, at the pub on the corner of the street I see kids from school, but I stare down at my feet SpAorts on TV They scream for victF#ory A Bfew blocks down, there's Dawn, she's got spinach on her teeth
In between the front ones, just a little bitty leaf
And I try to spAeak, but Dawn makeF#s me nervous [Chorus] EAnd I get BoverexcF#ited CaEn't do a damBn thing aF#bout it MyE God we'reB shoulder to shF#oulder NiEce guy looking for a future lover
G#m F# G#m F# [Verse 2]
ThBe pet shop's closed, too bad, cause animals like me back We had a dog once, we all just called her Kat Was muAm's idea She's got great sense F#of humor LatBer tonight, some soup, then I'll probably send a text
Hey Dawn it's Jim, would you like to have some sex?
And if that's too weiArd, maybe just a hot chocolate [Chorus] EI get so oBverexcitF#ed CEan't do a daBmn thing F#about it MEy God we're shouldBer to shouF#lder NiEce guy looking for a future lover
[Bridge] G#m F# F#m F#m E F# C# A#m F# F G# [Chorus]
IF# get so oveC#rexcitedG# Can'F#t do a damn C#thing aboG#ut it My FGod we're shC#oulder to G#shoulder NiceF# guy looking for a futG#ure lover C# A#m
[Outro]
CaF#use I'm bored, bored, bored Everyone knows it's hard living with mFmother (with mother) IG#f you can even call this living HeC#re's the right cymbal NA#mothing makes a man feel more alive
Than when they're the tanging the hump of the ride
TF#ang the hump