Gus Johnson - The failing couples of facebook

We're ^Dtogether yes, we're dating and it's going really bad But we ^Gdon't want all our friends to know that we are really sad I want to ^Astick it to those bitches Pam and Kimberly from work If my ^Dsus4mom finds out we're splitting she will ^Dbe a real jerk We ^Dboth seem pretty sad, but I don't want our friends to know you're ^Gright you stupid dummy, so let's go put on a show Let's ^Apost some sappy captions and some photos on the town Maybe ^Dsus4then our pals will think we're filled with ^Dsmiles instead of frowns 'He's the ^Dbest!' 'She's the one!' 'So impressed!' 'Having fun!' When it ^Gcomes to happy couple's we are couple number one Our ^Amission is accomplished, we faked another day And ^Dsus4now we're filled with pain- we'd rather ^Dstuff it all away

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Think we nailed it

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Shut up

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Okay