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Gus Johnson - Peeing On The Seat [Chorus 1]

I ^Dtook a little pee I ^Adribbled on the seat I ^Bmsee no problem, ^Gwhat's the harm In ^Awiping with my ^Dfeet?

[Verse 1]

A ^Bmsock is just a ^Gtowel That is ^Awrapped around your ^Dfoot ^D/C# There's ^Bmnothing wrong with u^Gsing it To ^Awipe away your schmutz

[Pre-Chorus]

^DYes there is (Sweet^Gheart, what's this?) It's ^Dobvious (I'm ^Gtrying to piss)

[Chorus 2]

^DThat is disgusting ^AI'll have no such thing ^BmYou're in trouble, ^Gurine bubbles ^AAren't for socking ^Dcling

[Verse 2]

^BmBabe, that's just re^Gvolting And when ^Awill you ever ^Dlearn ^D/C# That ^Bmwalking 'round in ^Gurine Will just ^Afill the place with germs?

[Pre-Chorus]

^DWait a minute (^GYes, what is it?) ^DTake it back (And ^Gwhy is that?)

[Verse 3]

You've ^Bmgone and blown a ^Gsnotty sneeze Right ^Ainto both your ^Dhands ^D/C# That's ^Bmfifteen times as ^Ggermy But I ^Emget your repri^Amand?

[Verse 4]

But ^Bmthis was just an ^Gaccident While ^Ayours was lame and ^Dgross ^D/C# You're ^Bmfilling up this ^Ghouse with nasty ^EmResidues the ^Amost

[Breakdown]

But ^Dsweetheart, that'll never matter ^GNot one single ounce That's ^Bmgood advice This ^Emplace is nice But it's ^Anot even our house We're just ^Grob^Abing the ^Dplace

[Outro]

N.C.

Ha-ha! Suck it, homeowners!

N.C.

I got a bunch of pee on the floor, too.

N.C.

Good!

Gus Johnson - Peeing on the seat