Groucho Marx - Lydia the tattooed lady

^CLydia oh Lydia say have you met Lydia Lydia the tattooed ^G7lady ^FShe has ^Ceyes that ^Fmen ad^Core so ^DmAnd ^Fa ^Dmtor^Fso ^Dmeve^Fn ^Dmmore ^Fso ^CLydia oh Lydia that encyclopedia Lydia the queen of tatto^G7o On her ^Fback is the Battle of Waterloo Be^Dmside it the Wreck of the Hesperus too And ^Cproudly above waves the ^Fred white and blue You can ^Clearn a ^G7lot from ^CLydia

^CLa la la la la la ^CLa la la la la l^G7a

^EbWhen her robe is unfurled she will show you the world If you step up and tell^Bb her where ^BbFor a dime you can see Kankakee or Paree Or Washington crossing the^Eb Delaware

^CLa la la la la la ^CLa la la la la l^G7a

^CLydia oh Lydia say have you met Lydia Lydia the tattooed ^G7lady ^FWhen her ^Cmuscles ^Fstart ^Crelaxin' ^DmUp ^Fthe ^Dmhill ^Fcomes ^DmAndr^Few ^DmJack^Fson ^CLydia oh Lydia that encyclo-pidia Oh Lydia the queen of them a^Fll For ^Dmtwo bits she will do a mazurka in jazz With a ^Fview of Niagara that nobody has And ^Con a clear day you can s^Fee Alcatraz You can ^Clearn a ^G7lot from L^Cydia

^CLa la la la la la ^CLa la la la la l^G7a

^EbCome along and see Buffalo Bill with his lasso Just a little classic by Mendel Pi^Bbcasso

Here's Godiva but with her ^Ebpajamas on ^CLa la la la la la ^CLa la la la la l^G7a

^EbHere is Grover Whelan unveilin' the Tri-lon Over on the west coast we have Treasure ^BbIsle-on

Here's her social security ^Ebnumbah ^EbWhistling instead of singing la la la ^CWhistling instead of singing la la la

^CAh Lydia oh Lydia that encyclo-pidia Oh Lydia the champ of them a^Fll She ^Dmonce swept an admiral clear off his feet The ^Fships on her hips made his heart skip a beat And ^Cnow the old boy's in comm^Fand of the fleet For he ^Cwent and ^G7married L^Cydia