Groucho Marx - Everyone says i love you

^CEver^A7yone says^Dm I love ^G7you ^CBut just what they say i^E7t for I neve^Fr knew ^Cdim It^C's just inviting t^Amrouble for the p^Dm7oor sucker who ^G7 Says I^C l^Fove y^Cou. ^{Dm7 G7 C}Take a ^A7pair o^Dmf rabbit^G7s who Get^C stuck on each other a^E7nd begin t^Fo woo ^{Cdim C}Pretty soon you'll find ^Ama million more^Dm7 rabbits who ^G7 Say ^CI ^Flove ^Cyou ^{F7 B7}

^EmWhen the lion^B7 gets felling frisky and begi^Emns to ro^A9ar ^GThere's another li^D7on who knows just what he's roaring for ^{Fm G7 F G7}

^CEvery^A7thing tha^Dmt ever g^G7rew The ^Cgoose and the gander a^E7nd the gosling too ^{F Cdim} The d^Cuck upon the water whe^Amn he feels that wa^Dm7y too ^G7 Says ^Cquack qua^Fck quackk^Ckk

^CEvery^A7one says ^DmI love y^G7ou The ^Cgreat big mosquito w^E7hen-a he sting you ^{F Cdim} The^C fly when he gets stuck on^Am the fly paper^Dm7 too ^G7 Says ^CI ^Flove y^Cou ^{Dm7 G7}

^CEvery^A7 time the^Dm cow says-a moo ^{G7 C}She a-makin' the bully ^E7very happy^F too ^Cdim And the ro^Coster when he hollers cock^Ama-doodle-e-dood^Dm7le-e-doo ^G7

Says ^CI ^Flove^C you^{F7 B7 Em}Christopher Col^B7umbo he write the queen of Spain a very ^Emnice-a little note ^A9 And-a he^G's a write "^D7I love-a you, maybe" and he gets ^Fmhimself a great big boat ^G7 He's a wise^F-a guy. ^G7

^CWhat do you think^A7 Col^Dmumbo do ^G7 When he^C's-a comin' here in ^E71492 ^{F Cdim} He^C say to Pocahonta^Ams achie fatchie^Dm7 gatchie goo ^G7 That ^Cmeans you little son of a gun, I love you. ^{F C}

^CEvery^A7one Says I ^DmLove You^G7 The ^Ccop on the corne^E7r and the burglar t^Foo ^Cdim The ^Cpreacher in the pulpit a^Amnd the man in th^Dm7e pew ^G7 Says ^CI ^Flove y^Cou ^{Dm7 G7}

^CEver^A7yone no^Dm matter ^G7who The ^Cfolks over 80 a^E7nd the kid o^Ff two ^Cdim The ^Ccaptain and the sailor a^Amnd the rest of t^Dm7he crew ^G7 Says I^C l^Fove ^Cyou ^{F7 B7}

^EmThere are only^B7 8 little letters in this p^Emhrase you'll f^A9ind But ^Gthey mean a lot^D7 more than all the other words combin^Fmed ^{G7 F G7}

^CEvery^A7where, the w^Dmhole world throu^G7gh The ^Cking in the pala^E7ce and the peasant ^Ftoo ^Cdim The ^Ctiger in the jun^Amgle and the monk ^Dm7in the zoo ^G7 C F C end Says I love you