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CAPO ON 1ST FRET Don't forget to damp the strings after u strum the chord each time! Enjoy! Sam xxx Verse 1:
AmVirginia was a lot lizard from F.L.A. E She had a compound fracture in the trunk It Amstarted when she ran away DmThumbs out on the Finterstate She Ehitched a ride to miserAmy
Mr. Whirly had a catastrophic incident E He fell into the city by the bay
He Amliquidated his estate DmNow he sleeps upon the FHaight EPanhandling miserAmy
Chorus:
And he's gonna get Ehigh high high When he's Amlow low low The Efire burns from better Amdays And she screams Ewhy oh why I said AmI don't know The cDmatastrophic Fhymns from Eyesterday Of misery Am
Verse 2: Vinnie was a hustler out of Amsterdam He ran the drug cartel in Tinsel town They found him in a cadillac Bludgeoned with a baseball bat in the name Of misery Gina hit the road to New York City Mysteriously the night Vinnie croaked She stopped in Vegas to elope With Virginia and the dope And kissed the bride eternally Chorus: And they're gonna get high high high When they're low low low The fire burns from better days And she screams why oh why I said I don't know The catastrophic hymns from yesterday Of misery
FHell hounds on your Etrail now once aAmgain boy FIt's groping on yourE leg until it slAmeeps FThe emptiness will fEill your soul wiAmth sorrow F'Cause it's not what you make it's what you Eleave
Mandolin and guitar solo - just play the same chords over the top!
And we're gonna getE high high high When we'reAm low low low The Efire burns from better Amdays And she screams Ewhy oh why I said AmI don't know Dm F E(don't damp) The catastrophic hymns from yesterday Of misery Am
End on Am That's all folks!