Autoscroll
1 Column 
Text size
Transpose 0
C Today's the Macy's Day Parade The Amnight of the living dead is on its way F With a credit reGport for duty Ccall
It's a lifetime guarantee
AmStuffed in a coffin "10% more free" F Red light Gspecial at the mausoCleum
CHORUS:
F Give me something that I need G Satisfaction guaranteed to you F What's the consolation price G Economy sized dreams of Chope
When I was a kid I thought
I Amwanted all the things that I hadn't got F Oh, but I Glearned the hardest Cway Then I realized what it Amtook To tell the difference between thieves and Fcrooks When all aGlong it was me and Cyou
CHORUS:
F Give me something that I need G Satisfaction guaranteed 'cause I'm Cthinking about a Gbrand new Amhope The Gone I've never Fknown Cause now I Gknow It's all that I Cwanted
Middle: C Am F G C (plays it twice)
F What's the consolation price' G Economy sized dreams of Fhope
Give me something that I need
G Satisfaction guaranteed Because I'm Cthinking about a Gbrand new Amhope The Gone I've never Fknown, and where it Ggoes And I'm Cthinking about the Gonly Amroad The Gone I've neverF known, and where itG goes And I'm Cthinking about a Gbrand new Amhope The Gone I've never Fknown Cause now I Gknow It's all that I Cwanted