Grass Roots - Ballad of a thin man

^AmYou raise up your ^Fhead ^Am And you ask, Is this where it ^Fis? ^Am And somebody points t^Fo you and say^Ams It's ^Fhis And you say, ^DmWhat's mine? And somebody else says, Where ^Fwhat is? And you say, ^COh my God Am I ^Amhere all a^Flone?

And you ^Cknow something is ^Emhappening Am F (Am F) But you don't know what it is Do you^G, Mister ^AmJones?

^AmYou hand in your ^Fticket ^Am And you go watch the ^Fgeek ^Am Who immediately walks ^Fup to you^Am When he hears you ^Fspeak And says, How does it ^Amfeel To be^Dm such a ^Ffreak? And you say, Imp^Cossible As he ^Amhands you a ^Fbone

And you ^Cknow something is ^Emhappening Am F (Am F) But you don't know what it is Do you^G, Mister ^AmJones?

^AmYou have many ^Fcontacts ^Am Among the ^Flumberjacks^Am To get you ^Ffacts When someone at^Amtacks your imagi^Fnation ^Am But nobody has ^Fany respect^Am Anyway they already ex^Fpect you^Am To all give a ^Fcheck To ^Dmtax-deductible ^Amcharity organi^Fzati^Gons Oh ^Cyeh ^Amyeh ^Fyeh

^AmWell, you walk into the ^Froom ^Am Like a camel and then you ^Ffrown^Am You put your eyes in your ^Fpocket ^Am And your nose on the ^Fground ^Am There ought to be a ^Flaw Against ^Amyou comin' a^Dmround ^CYou should be made To ^Amwear a ^Fbone

And you ^Cknow something is ^Emhappening Am F (Am F) But you don't know what it is Do you^G, Mister ^AmJones?

Do you^G, Mister ^AmJones? Am F/Am