Grace Petrie - Nobody knows that im a fraud

^AI don’t watch PMQs as often ^Das you might expect ^AI only live tweet question time ^Efor comedic effect ^AI’ve never read Virginia Woolf or ^F#many Bertolt Brecht ^F#mAnd nobody ^Eknows that I’m a ^Afraud

^AIt’s often been alleged that I’m as ^Dhard left as can be ^ABut my idea of edgy is an ^Eunknown brand of tea ^AAnd I’m not even veggie let al^F#mone dairy free ^F#mAnd nobody ^Eknows that I’m a ^Afraud

So I ^Dget up under^Aneath the lights until I^E feel adore^F#md And I ^Dnever tell you ^Aanything I ^Ethink you won’t applaud Oh it^D might not always ^Abe the truth, but it^E’ll have three c^Dhords ^F#mNobody ^Eknows that ^F#mI’m a fraud^{D F#m}Nobody ^Eknows that I’m a ^Afraud

^AWell dressing how I do I find I ^Doften get mistook By ^Agraphic novel fans who judge me ^Eon the way I look ^ABut I just like Batman shirts, I've never ^F#mread a comic book ^F#mNobody ^Eknows that I'm a ^Afraud

When people ^Acall me a musician that ^Dmakes my palms perspire ^AI took Grade I piano, and I ^Enever got no higher ^AIf I didn't have this capo then you'd ^F#mall see I'm a liar ^F#mNobody ^Eknows that I'm a ^Afraud

So I ^Dget up under^Aneath the lights until I^E feel adore^F#md And I ^Dnever tell you ^Aanything I ^Ethink you won’t applaud Oh it^D might not always ^Abe the truth, but it^E’ll have three c^Dhords ^F#mNobody ^Eknows that ^F#mI’m a fraud^{D F#m}Nobody ^Eknows that I’m a ^Afraud

^EAnd some^F#m days I get so ^Escared that we're losi^Dng ^A And some ^F#mdays I'm just so ^Esure we'll never wi^Dn ^A And some ^F#mdays I get so knack^Eered from refu^Asing to let that^E in To ^Alet that ^Din ^DWoah ^AOh

^AWell some days life feels like a play that ^Dyou have not rehearsed ^ABut one thing's true of all of us shar^Eing this universe ^AIs we could all be doing better and we could ^F#mall be doing worse ^F#mAnd everyone you ^Eknow feels like a ^Afraud

So come on and^D get up unde^Arneath the lights until ^Eyou feel ad^F#mored And ^Dnever tell them any^Athing you thin^Ek they won’t applaud Oh it^D might not always ^Abe the truth, but it^E’ll have three c^Dhords ^F#mNobody ^Eknows that ^F#mI’m a fraud^{D D}Oh it might not always be th^Ae truth but ^Eit'll have three ^Dchords And I ^Dguess I'll take up spoken ^Aword when I run out of chords ^F#mBecause nobody ^Eknows that I'm a ^Afraud