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[Intro] Am E E Am Am E E Am [Verse 1]
AmFirst time I rEead the Bible EIt had struck me Amas unwitty AmI think it may sEtart a rumor EThat the Lord ain't gAmot no humor
AmPut mEe EInside SAmSC AmLet's tEest ESuperstring Amtheory AI-yi-yiDm-yi accGelerate the prAmotons AmI stir it twEice Eand then just add Amme, 'cause
[Chorus]
AmI don't read the BEible EI don't trust disAmciples AmEven if they're maEde of marble EOr Canal Street bAmling
AmI don't read the BiEble EI don't trust discAmiples AmEven if they're mEade of marble EOr Canal Street blAming
[Verse 2]
AmFrom the maelstrom Eof the knowledge EInto labyriAmnth of doubt AmFrozen undergroEund EOcean melting, nuking oAmn my mind
AmYes give Eme EveErything ThAmeory AmWithoEut Nazi uEniformitAmy AMy brothers are pDmrotons MGy sisters are Amneurons AmI stir itE twice, it'sE instant Amfamily!
[Chorus]
AmI don't read the BEible EI don't trust disAmciples AmEven if they mEade of marble EOr Canal Street bAmling AmMy brothers are pErotons EMy sisters are nAmeurons AmStir it tEwice dljEa prekrastnAmih dam...
[Interlude] Am E E Am Am E E Am Am E E Am Am E E Am [Bridge] (no guitar in some parts of original, but same chords)
AmDo you have sEex maniacs EOr schizophAmreniacs AmOr the astropEhysicists Ein your famAmily AmWas your grandma aEnti anti EWas your grandpa pAmanty panty AmHey eh eh Eeh eh EThey ask in embaAmssy! (Boom!)
[Chorus]
AmI don't read the BEible EI don't trust disAmciples AmEven if they're mEade of marble EOr Canal Street bAmling
AmAnd my grandma sEhe was anti! EAnd my grandpa hAme was panty! AmAnd stir it tEwice EAnd then just aAmdd me! AmParty party pEarty party EParty party pAmarty party AmParty party pEarty party EParty party aAmfter-party! AI-yi-yi-Dmyi accGelerate the prAmotons AmI stir it tEwice EAnd then just add Amme