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My Amgirl went to the Gdoctor cause her Fheart had palEpitations He said Amcut the carbs, or Gelse she'd end up Fpushing up carEnations She Amstepped up on the Gscale and the Fdoctor said, &quoEt;Oh Lordy" If Amyou don't drop a Gfew, girl, you won't Fmake it past age Eforty
My Egirl said, "Hey lookie, on my fancy x-ray chart" E Said the doctor, "Holy hell that's one G.D. big ass heart"
I'm Amtelling you myG friend, my Fgirl's got a Ebig ass heartAm Am When she shops for Ggroceries that Fheart gets its Eown damn cAmart Am That big ass Gheart can Fpump two tons of lEove through her chest F F And then sit down and win a Glovin' pie-eating contAmest
Am I love that Gbig ass heart so Fmuch I think it Eisn't faiAmr Am Like how your Gheart won't pay me Fback for breaking Eall my chairAms Am So sick with Glove I think I'm Fcoming down with Erickets FWhen that big ass heart flies Gcoach it has to pay for two Amplane tGicketsF E
EOh, that Ambig ass Gheart FOh, that bEig ass Amheart