Gilbert O'Sullivan - The golden rule

^Gm7I wouldn't be glad wouldn't be sad-I wouldn't be good if I knew what I could ^AmAnd^D I hate to go

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- ^AmBut^D I must you know ^Gm7Duty calls - -Niagara Falls - See it go down - As it falls on the ground ^AmAnd^D gets up again ^AmAt the count of ten - I would ^A#like everyone here to repeat after me Something of which I know nothin^G#m7g about Namely that whic^Gmh I will tell yo^Du - (That^Gm which I will te^Dll you)

^Gm7I'm going to school breaking a rule -I'm going around in a pityful frown ^Am'Co^Dz I didn't pass (came) - Bott

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om^Am of^D the class (Oh! what a shame) ^Gm7Teacher was mad -So was me dad -Took off his belt -And without any help ^AmRea^Dlly hit me hard - Whe^Amre I'd stuck a card - Thick I ^A#may be but a fool I am certainly not - Always remember the golden rule ^G#m7 When in no doubt^Gm get a car out -^D And while you'r^Gme there how abou^Dt...

^Fm7Fetching me one of those pneumatic drills Boy! I really love the s^A#mound that they make So good for the ^Fm7pains and aches of life in general - Don^E't be such a miser ^EbAt the most a fiver's all you pay

^A#Many's the time - I have wondered about what it is I want you all to repeat after m^G#m7e Something I know^Gm you know I know^D - (Something I ^Gmknow you know I ^Dknow)

^Gm7I wo^Gm7uldn^Gm7't b^Gm7ehold wouldn't be cold - I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my ^AmDea^Dr old mum and dad - And the f

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un^Am th^Dey had ^Gm7Earl^Gm7y on^Gm7e ni^Gm7ght - Dad put out the light - Got hold of me mum - Said he wanted a son ^AmAnd^D as you can see - The result

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wa^Ams me ^A#Somebody told me once money does not grow on trees Well if that's true then how do ^G#m7you explain Apples oranges a^Gmnd lemons - Not ^Dforgetting melon^Gms ^D

^Gm7no n^Gm7onon^Gm7 on ^Gm7o non^Amon ^Don^Am o ^Dnonon on o ^Gm7dudi^Gm7du d^Gm7udid^Gm7u du ^Amdud^Did^Amudi^Ddudi