Gilbert O'Sullivan - Nothing rhymed

If I ^Dmgive up the seat I've been s^Aaving To some ^Dmelderly lady or ^Bbman Am I b^Ceing a good boy Am I your pr^C7ide and j^Foy Mother p^Bblease if your p^Ebleased say I ^Fam

And if w^Dmhile in the course of my d^Auty I perf^Dmorm an unfortunate t^Bbake Would you p^Cunish me so, unbel^C7ievably s^Fo Never ag^Bbain will I m^Ebake that mist^Fake

This ^Bbsus4feeling inside me could ^F7never deny me The right to be wrong if I c^Bbhoose And this p^Bbmleasure I get >From s^Fay winning a bet Is to l^Ebose ^F

When I'm d^Dmrinking my Bonaparte Sh^Aandy Eating m^Dmore than enough apple ^Bbpies Will I gl^Cance at my screen and see r^C7eal human b^Feings Starve to d^Bbeath Right in f^Ebront of my ^Feyes

Nothing ^Dmold, nothing new, nothing v^A7entured Nothing ^Dmgained, nothing s^Dm7till-born or ^Bblost Nothing f^Curther than proof nothing ^C7wilder than y^Fouth Nothing ^Bbolder than time nothing sw^Ceeter than wine Nothing ph^Aysically, r^A7ecklessly, ^Dmhopelessly b^Dm7lind Nothing ^BbI couldn't say Nothing w^Gmhy 'cos tod^C7ay Nothing rh^Fymed