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Nothing Ever Hurt Me (Half as Bad as Losing You)
AWell I've had a splittin' Dheadache from my Aeyebrows to my Dbackbone AArthritis, apDpendicitis, Abrights disease and Dgall stones ABleedin' ulcers, Dingrown toe nails, Aswollen adeDnoids The AAsian flu a Dtime or two and Ainflamed vocal Dchords I've Ahad a toothache Dso severe my Ajawbone G#split Gin F#two B F# But Bnothing's ever Ehurt me half as Abad as losing you
Well I've had the lit end of a cigar pressed against my belly Whipped on with a crowbar till my eyeball turned to jelly Accidentally nailed my index finger to the wall Cut off all my toes and soaked my foot in alcohol I've had my pelvis ruptured by an angry kangaroo But nothing's ever hurt me half as bad as losing you
Well it's Dnot because you measure fifty twenty forty four It's Asurely not because you own a chain of liquor stores It's Dnot because your daddy is the richest man in town It's Ejust that I've grown used to you and having you aroFund
(up ½ measure to Bb) I've had my parents tell me son we don't love you at all I've seen my sister's name written on a washroom wall My best friend set my barn on fire burned my horse to death I went out with a girl who told me that I had bad breath Last week I drew a crowd when I went to the city zoo But nothing's ever hurt me half as bad as losing you Well I've had a splittin' headache...