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[Intro] F F7 Bb Bbm7 [Verse]
FYou say Dm9either and Gm7I say C13eyether FYou say Dm9neither and Gm7I say C13nyther; FEither, F7eyether, Bbneither, Bbm7nyther FLet's call the Dm7whole thing Gm7off! C7
FYou like pDm9otato and Gm7I like C13potahto FYou like tDm9omato and Gm7I like C13tomahto; FPotato, F7potahto, Bbtomato, Bbm7tomahto! FLet's call the Bb6whole thing Foff!
[Pre-Chorus]
But Bm7b5oh! E7If we call the Amwhole thing D7off Then Gm7we must C7part And Bm7b5oh! E7If we ever Ampart Then D7that might Gm7break my, break my Cheart!
[Chorus]
So, if Fyou like Dm9pyjamas and Gm7I like pyjC13ahmas FI'll wear pyDm9jamas and Gm7give up pyjC13ahmas FFor we F7know we Bbneed each other Bbm7So we Fbetter call the Bb6calling off D7susoff (D7call it off) Gm7Let's call the C13whole thing Foff! Dm Gm7 C
FYou say Dm9laughter and Gm7I say lC6awfter FYou say aDm9fter and Gm7I say C13awfter; FLaughter, F7lawfter, Bbafter, Bbm7awfter FLet's call the Dm7whole thing Gm7off! C7
FYou like vaDm9nilla and Gm7I like vaC6nella FYou, say s'parDm9ila and Gm7I say s'paC6rela; VaFnilla, vaF7nella, Bbchocolate, Bbm7strawberry! FLet's call the Bb6whole thing Foff!
[Pre-Chorus]
But Bm7b5oh! E7If we call the Amwhole thing D7off Then Gm7we must C7part And Bm7b5oh! E7If we ever Ampart Then D7that might Gm7break my, break my Cheart!
[Chorus]
So, if Fyou go for Dm9oysters and Gm7I go for C6ersters FI'll order Dm9oysters and Gm7cancel the C6ersters FFor we F7know we Bbneed each Bbm7other So we better call the calling off D7susoff! D7 Gm7Let's call the C13whole thing Am7off! Don't you D7know we should Gm7call this whole C7calling off F6off
Call it off!