Garfunkel and Oates - Weed card

Intro

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Eve^Dryone knows marij^Guana's dangerous. Med^Dical pot is rea^Glly strong. That's w^Dhy it's so hard in C^Galifornia, to g^Det your weed card, unl^Gess something's re^Dally wrong^G.

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Go^Dnna pay a visit ^Gto my doctor. It^D's a long shot but I go^Gtta try. She ha^Dnds me a list of a^Gll the illnesses ^DI can have to q^Gualify. A (A) Can't believe what I am reading, this is just what I've been needing. A Gove^Drnment su^Gpply to get le^Dgally h^Gigh.

W^Emeed card,^A that's what I n^Deed har^Gdly ever O^EmK alw^Aays but i^Dt's not an a^Gddiction cause ^Emmy doctor gave ^Ame, D A prescription.

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Verse:

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Y^Dou can get your card for ha^Gving headaches, b^Dad dreams, or a^Gnxiety, es^Dpecially for drugs or alc^Gohol, ano^Drexia or ob^Gesity. Too f^Dat too t^Ghin either w^Day you w^Gin. H^Deart dome syndrome, co^Glor blindness st-^Dstuduring, t-^Gtooth decay. Fat^Digue, depression, mo^Gtion sickness, im^Dpotence, or T^GMJ.

It's a dr^Deam come t^Grue, there's nothing ^Dpot can't ^Gdo. REFRAIN:

W^Emeed card,^A that's what I n^Deed har^Gdly ever O^EmK alw^Aays but i^Dt's not an a^Gddiction cause ^Emmy doctor gave ^Ame, D A prescription.

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Break it down now,^Dm Got back pain need Mary Jane, c

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ant handle this need cannabis gotta stomach ache, got

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ta wake and bake, got an injury need THC.

Get f^Am***ed up for your hyperhidrosis, which is sw^Fmajeaty palms in case you need a diagnosis! It's n^Dot a cr^Gime, it's worth t^Dwenty t^Gimes.

W^Emeed card,^A that's what I n^Deed har^Gdly ever O^EmK alw^Aays but i^Dt's not an a^Gddiction cause ^Emmy doctor gave ^Ame, D A prescription.