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intro - C, Am, F, G
CPat Robertson once Amsaid, G"It's a long downFward slide CThat'll lead to legalizing sexAm with ducks GIf two men can stand sidFe by side"
CGod, I hope he's riAmght G'Cause if gay marriage becomes laDwful AmGonna find myself aG duck DAnd legally do FSomething awful (awful, awful)
CDucks, sex withAm ducks FWe'll do it in the Grain CDucks, yeah, dAmucks FGot those wet feet onG my brain DmWe'll find a pond, we'll find Ga puddle AmPut your beak in mine and we'llD cuddle FIt's a feeling I can'tG name DmWhen sex with ducks and gay Fmarriage FAre one and the sCame
Gonna goose that goose Gonna quack that swan Gonna rubber my duckie all night long Gonna whack that Mallard Until its feathers plume Gonna Huey Dewey Louie all over the room Scrooge McDuck, gonna give it to you Dive into your gold until you say DuckTales, whoo hoo Ducks, sex with ducks We'll do it in the rain Ducks, yeah, ducks Those feathered bodies are insane We'll find a pond, we'll find a puddle I'll be the wind beneath your wings and we'll cuddle It's a feeling I can't name When sex with ducks and gay marriage Are one and the same One and the same One and the same