Garfunkel and Oates - My self esteems not low enough to date you

^CYou text at t^Fhree in the morning ^Dsus2 And you miss^Gpell my name ^C You slept with ^Fhalf my friends on Facebook^Dsus2 And most of ^Gthem think you are ^Clame You say that ^Fwith me it's different ^Dsus2 And your not ^Gthat big of a ^Cdick When you disap^Fpear it's cause you're busy ^Dsus2 Not 'cause your ^Gwith some other ch^Amick

I know that ^Emthis may be ^Amuncool But I want to ^Emtell you the ^Gtruth

^CMy self-esteem's not ^Flow enough to date you ^Dsus2It's close but ^Gnot quite there ^CNeed time to get a ^Flittle more rejected ^Dsus2 Then you and I could ^Gmake an awesome ^Cpair ^{F Dsus2} A ^Gtotally awesome pair ^{C F Dsus2 G(stop)}

^CI seem like ^Fyour perfect targe^Dsus2t Like I've been ^Glonely for too ^Clong You think I haven't had ^Fsex in forever ^Dsus2 And I'll a^Gdmit that you're not ^Cwrong But I would r^Father have nothing ^Dsus2 Than this crap l^Get me reaffi^Crm I wouldn't touch your ^Fdick if I was poisoned ^Dsus2 And the anti^Gdote was in your ^Amsperm

I know that t^Emhis may be un^Amcool But I want to ^Emtell you the ^Gtruth

^CMy self-esteem's not ^Flow enough to date you ^Dsus2It's pretty clo^Gse but not quite there ^CNeed time to get a ^Flittle more desperate^Dsus2 Then you and I could ^Gmake an awesome ^Cpair ^{F Dsus2} A ^Gtotally awesome pair ^{C F Dsus2 G(stop)}

^AmWe could last ^Emforever You just ^Fhave to give me ^Ctime To ^Amlearn to deal with ^Cbullshit And b^Flatant ^Glies But for ^Cnow for now^G

^CMy self-esteem's not ^Flow enough to date you ^Dsus2It's so close b^Gut not quite there ^CNeed time to get a ^Flittle more wasted ^Dsus2 Then you and I could ^Gmake an awesome ^Cpair ^{F Dsus2} A ^Gtotally awesome pair ^{C F Dsus2 G(stop)}