Garfunkel and Oates - I would never have sex with you

^FRemember the time we went out to dinner You and I alone We ate some ^BbFrench fries Let’s do it ^Fagain

^FRemember the time we went to the movies Laughed so hard we cried And then we ate more ^BbFrench fries (French fries) Let’s do it a^Fgain

^Bb'Cause I really like you as a ^Ffriend ^BbBut there are things I can’t p^Fretend ^BbKnow I could love you 'til the ^Fend ^EBut there is just one problem... Problem... problem...

^EI would never have ^Fsex with you ^EBelieve me, you’d know it if I ^Fwanted to ^EI already would've shown my b^Foobs to you ^EBut that will never ^Amhappen

^FRemember the time we stayed up all night talking Let our secrets out Until the ^Bbsunshine Let’s do it a^Fgain

^FRemember the time we went to Dave & Buster's Danced danced revolution 'Til we won a ke^Bbychain (French fries) Let’s do it a^Fgain

^BbThis shouldn’t come as a s^Furprise ^BbYou should’ve seen it in my ^Feyes ^BbI kinda like some other g^Fuys ^EBut there’s a bigger problem... Problem... problem...

^EI would never have ^Fsex with you ^EBelieve me, you’d know it if I w^Fanted to ^EI already would have gone d^Fown on you (You would've liked it!) ^EBut that will never ^Amhappen

^AmNo amount of ^Ealcohol ^AmCould change my ^Emind at all ^AmOur lips will ^Enever touch ^AmSo kiss that thought ^Egoodbye 'Cause...

^EI would never have ^Fsex with you ^EBelieve me, you’d know it if I w^Fanted to ^EI already would have held h^Fands with you ^EBut that will never ^Amhappen