Garfunkel and Oates - Happy birthday to my loose aquaintance

^CFacebook told me ^Fit's your birthday I ^Cwouldn't have known any ^Fother way 'Cause we ^Ccoexist in a ^Fmutually unstated ^GUnattached cohesion that Facebook created

So I ^Cgot ten seconds and they're ^Fjust for you To ^Cwrite on your wall like ^Fgood people do To keep our ^Cweak social tie with ^Fminimal maintenance Happy ^GBirthday to my loose acq^Cuaintance

^DmLook through my photo album, you're not in it If I ^Dmsaw you on the street, it would take me a minute But I'm ^Csuch a thoughtful person and I totally care That's ^Gwhy there are three exclamation points there ^AmColon, parentheses to ^Fbe more compelling ^CAll caps so it's just ^Flike I'm just yelling From ^Ctop of my ^Fheart just to ^Ckeep status ^Fquo Happy ^Gbirthday dear person who I sort of know

^CWe both know you're ^Fnot my real friend You're a ^Cbiproduct of a social ^Fnetworking trend But you ^Cfeel just as indifferent^Fly about me So there's ^Gno guilt in our apathetic reciprocity

So if we ^Amdon't talk much or at a^Fll this year Re^Ammember I sent you this a^Ffterthought cheer To keep our ^Cminor affinity with ^Fminimal maintenance Happy ^GBirthday to my loose ac^Cquaintance