----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gay Boyfriend â Garfunkel and Oates ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by: Noah Opolsky E-mail: noahopolsky@gmail.com Tuning: Standard

^DGot a man, call him my boy^Gfriend, think I've fallen in love ^DThe only man that gives me the things that^G I am worthy of ^DHugs me and holds me, kisses me softly, ca^Glls me back right away ^DHe communicates his feelings to me and c^Gares what I have to say He says

^D"Baby, I love you, baby, I need you ^GNever gonna let you go"

^DWrites me love notes, takes me shopping an^Gd to Broadway shows ^DTalk to him like he is a girlf^Griend, slumber party every night ^DI've never felt so happy befo^Gre, he's almost Mr. Right ^BmBut I think he's hot and I t^Ahink he's sweet ^DAnd I think he's gay and I th^Gink he's neat ^BmOkay, okay, so my bo^Ayfriend's gay ^GBut what does it matter ^Aanyway?

^GHe hasn't come out of the clo^Aset yet ^D'Til then, I'll take all that I can ^Gget

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^GBut he doesn't think I ^Aknow But I know, ^DI know, I've al^Gways known ^GIf he doesn't think it sh^Aows But it shows, f^Dor sure, it's always sh^Gown ^EmYou might think it's a little sad But h^Ge's the best lover that I've e^Aver had

A^Gt night, when we're ly^Aing in bed He's not ^Dhard, it's okay, 'cause he g^Gives me head ^GLike my mom alw^Aays says ^D"It takes more than a pound to ^Gbe good in bed" ^EmYou don't know the meaning of "rock your world" ^G'Til you've been with a guy who t^Ahinks like a girl

^DHe lies and says he's on meds, that's w^Ghy he's never stiff ^DWhen I ask if he's not into me, he always says, &^Gquot;As if!" ^DBut the way he makes up for his shortcomings ju^Gst could not be finer ^D'Cause my new best friend is his tongue and his ^Gis my vagina ^DHe reappears from under the covers, loo^Gking like he's been to war ^DHeâs drenched in sweat, catches his breath, ^Gand heads down back for more ^DAfter that, he's never tired, he j^Gust wants to talk ^DAnd cuddle me until I sleep, then t^Gakes his dog for a walk

^BmSomeday he'll come o^Aut and I'll be hap^Dpy for him when h^Ge does ^BmAnd I know I'll be^A sad and Iâl^Dl be thinking of w^Ghat was ^BmSomeday this f^Aairy tale wil^Dl come to an ^Gend ^Bm'Cause his fairy ^Atale will find a like-minded friend

^GBut he doesn't th^Aink I know But I^D know, I know, I've always kn^Gown ^GIf he doesn't th^Aink it shows But it ^Dshows, for sure, it's always sh^Gown ^EmYou don't need no penetration When you ^Ggot a good dose of over^Acompensation

A^Gt night, when we're lying in ^Abed He's not^D hard, it's okay, 'cause he gives ^Gme head ^GLike my mom always s^Aays ^D"It takes more than a pound to^G be good in bed" ^EmYou don't know the meaning of slot machine ^G'Til you've been with a king who thinks ^Alike a queen

^BmI know it's not forever, but th^Aat's okay ^Bm'Cause I'm his girlfriend, and ^Ghe's my g^Day ************

Garfunkel and Oates - Gay boyfriend