Gaberlunzie - Sam the skull

I^G’m a cat, I’m a cat, I’m a Gla^Dsgow c^Gat and my name is Sam the Sk^Dull I’ve got cl^Daws on my paws like a crocodile’s jaws, and a heid like a ferm^Cers b^Gull I’m ^Gno the kind of cat that sits on a mat or the kind ye gi’e a ^Chug I’m t^Dhe kind of cat that strangles rats, and even the occasio^Cnal d^Gug

Well, I r^Goam aroon doon Shettlestoon and they all know me by si^Dght It^D’s the Skull, It’s the Skull, you can hear them yell, as they vanish in t^Cae the n^Gight The Po^Glis Station doon oor way has bars on the windy s^Cill It’s n^Do to keep the prisoners in, it’s to keep o^Cot Sa^Gm t^Dhe Sk^Gull

^GI’m a cat, I’m a cat, I’m a Glas^Dgow ^Gcat and my name is Sam the S^Dkull I’ve got cl^Daws on my paws like a crocodile’s jaws, and a heid like a ferm^Cers b^Gull I’m ^Gno the kind of cat that sits on a mat or the kind ye gi’e a ^Chug I’m t^Dhe kind of cat that strangles rats, and even the occasio^Cnal d^Gug

Well,^Gone fine day no so long ago, they all had had their fi^Dll T^Dhey sent fur the R.S.P.C.A. to come and catch t^Che Sk^Gull Ther^Ges naebody kin get oot while he's roamin aboot, chasin the weans up the cl^Cose Pee^Din on the stairs, scratchin his erse and sittin th^Cere pi^Gckin h^Dis n^Gose

^GI’m a cat, I’m a cat, I’m a Glas^Dgow c^Gat and my name is Sam the Sk^Dull I’ve got cl^Daws on my paws like a crocodile’s jaws, and a heid like a ferm^Cers b^Gull I’m ^Gno the kind of cat that sits on a mat or the kind ye gi’e a ^Chug I’m t^Dhe kind of cat that strangles rats, and even the occasio^Cnal d^Gug

Well, o^Got came the men aboot half past ten, in their wee blue Escort v^Dan R^Dight roon the back, one had a sack, and the other had a mallet i^Cn his h^Gand I wa^Gtched them run doon the back of the hoose, then I casually strolled tae the v^Can I j^Dumped in the front and I was off, everything h^Cad g^Gone t^Dae p^Glan

^GI’m a cat, I’m a cat, I’m a Glas^Dgow c^Gat and my name is Sam the Sk^Dull I’ve got cl^Daws on my paws like a crocodile’s jaws, and a heid like a ferm^Cers b^Gull I’m ^Gno the kind of cat that sits on a mat or the kind ye gi’e a ^Chug I’m t^Dhe kind of cat that strangles rats, and even the occasio^Cnal d^Gug

Well ^GYe can hear them say, doon Shettleston way, Whatever happened to Sam the Sk^Dull? H^De had claws on his paws like a crocodile’s jaws, and a heid like a fra^Cmer’s b^Gull. You ^Gcan tell them for me that I’m still running free, never a day is d^Cull It ^Dmight sound absurd, but I’m livin’ wi’ a burd, in a s^Cingle^G en' i^Dn Mar^Gyhill

^GI’m a cat, I’m a cat, I’m a Glas^Dgow c^Gat and my name is Sam the Sk^Dull I’ve got cl^Daws on my paws like a crocodile’s jaws, and a heid like a ferm^Cers b^Gull I’m ^Gno the kind of cat that sits on a mat or the kind ye gi’e a ^Chug I’m t^Dhe kind of cat that strangles rats, and even the occasio^Cnal d^Gug