Gaberlunzie - Kelty clippie

^GI have travelled roon' this country From sh^Core tae shining shore Frae the swa^Dmps o' Auchterderan Tae the jun^Dgles o' Loc^Ghore ^GBut in all these far flung places There's n^Cone that can compare Wi' the Li^Dly o' Lumphinnans She's ma bo^Dnnie Maggie Bl^Gair

^GOh, she's just a Kelty Clippie She'll n^Co' tak' nae adv^Cice It's "A^Dch drap deid, awa' bile yer heid Or Ah'll pu^Dnch yer ticket tw^Gice." Her fait^Gher's just a waister Her moth^Cer's on the game She's j^Dust a Kelty Cl^Dippie But I lo^Gve her just the sa^Gme.

Frae the pyr^Gamids up in Kelty Tae the man^Csions in Glencraig We've tr^Dod the bings together In mo^Dny's the blyth Str^Gavaig ^GWatched the moonlight over Crosshill Trod Buck^Chaven's golden sand And mo^Dny's the happy oor we've spent In Lochg^Delly's Happy La^Gnd

^GOh, she's just a Kelty Clippie She'll n^Co' tak' nae adv^Cice It's "A^Dch drap deid, awa' bile yer heid Or Ah'll pu^Dnch yer ticket tw^Gice." Her fait^Gher's just a waister Her moth^Cer's on the game She's j^Dust a Kelty Cl^Dippie But I lo^Gve her just the sa^Gme.

Well I m^Get her on the "eight fifteen" That ni^Cght o' romantic bliss I says "Hey M^Dag pit doon yer fag And gi^De's a wee bit ki^Gss" Well she did^Cnae take that ki^Gndly No she di^Cdnae like ma chaff And be^Din' a contrary kind o' lass She sa^Dys "Come oan -get a^Gff."

^GOh, she's just a Kelty Clippie She'll n^Co' tak' nae adv^Cice It's "A^Dch drap deid, awa' bile yer heid Or Ah'll pu^Dnch yer ticket tw^Gice." Her fait^Gher's just a waister Her moth^Cer's on the game She's j^Dust a Kelty Cl^Dippie But I lo^Gve her just the sa^Gme.

Noo s^Ghe hasnae got nae culture And she dri^Cves me roon' the bend She si^Dts every night in an old arm chair Rea^Ddin' the "People's Fr^Giend" Her lap^Gels are fu' o' badges Frae But^Clins doon at Ayr And s^Dhe goes tae the Bingo every night Wi' the cur^Dlers still in her h^Gair

^GOh, she's just a Kelty Clippie She'll n^Co' tak' nae adv^Cice It's "A^Dch drap deid, awa' bile yer heid Or Ah'll pu^Dnch yer ticket tw^Gice." Her fait^Gher's just a waister Her moth^Cer's on the game She's j^Dust a Kelty Cl^Dippie But I lo^Gve her just the sa^Gme.

But th^Gings is a wee bit better noo Ah've go^Cne and bought the ring I w^Don it frae Jim at the Pitch and Toss Last ni^Dght at the Lindsay B^Ging Wi' h^Ger wee black hat and her ticket machine She d^Cid ma heart ensnare Sh^Ce's the Li^Dly o' Lumphinnans She's ma bo^Dnnie Maggie Bla^Gir.

^GOh, she's just a Kelty Clippie She'll n^Co' tak' nae adv^Cice It's "A^Dch drap deid, awa' bile yer heid Or Ah'll pu^Dnch yer ticket tw^Gice." Her fait^Gher's just a waister Her moth^Cer's on the game She's j^Dust a Kelty Cl^Dippie But I lo^Gve her just the sa^Gme.