Gaberlunzie - Auntie bella

^CEver since the day ma d^Fug ate Auntie Be^Clla, ^CI've been wondering just what kind of dug I've g^Got, For it g^Crew up awfy b^Fig and tawny ye^Clla, ^CWi a great big hairy col^Glar round its thr^Coat. It was j^Fust a little pup the ni^Cght I picked it ^Cup, It was wan^Ddering in the dark, near a pl^Gace called Calder P^Gark,

And when pe^Cople see me com^Fing they shout "Li^Con" B^Cut I've never told a l^Gie in all ma l^Cife.

^CEver since the day ma d^Fug ate Auntie Be^Clla, Th^Cings have happened in a way you won't bel^Gieve. Can A cl^Cap your dug said o^Fne wee friendly fe^Cllow, N^Coo he runs aboot wi nu^Gthin' up his sle^Ceve. And when I'm si^Fgnin' on the Broo, there's ni^Cver any qu^Ceue, The m^Dan says don't come doon, we'll s^Gend yer money r^Goon,

And when pe^Cople see me com^Fing they shout "Li^Con" B^Cut I've never told a l^Gie in all ma l^Cife.

E^Cver since ma dug had Au^Fntie for its din^Cner, I^C've been taking money aff these racing m^Gugs, Doon at Shaw^Cfield track my Fi^Fdo's aye the wi^Cnner, T^Che trouble is, they're ru^Gnning short o' d^Cugs. And when the but^Fcher for a bet, gave a sh^Ceep's heid tae ma p^Cet, He gave a str^Dangled yell, when it ch^Gewed his heid as w^Gell

And when pe^Cople see me com^Fing they shout "Li^Con" B^Cut I've never told a l^Gie in all ma l^Cife.

^CNow I've been to Fr^Fance and Spain and Port^Cobello, ^CI've been moved on by the polis many ti^Gmes, ^CAnd when it rains I ca^Grry my umbr^Cello, ^CBut I only mention that be^Gcause it rh^Cymes. So if you th^Fink I'm telling lies, you're ^Cin for a sur^Cprise, If you he^Dar a terrible roar, there's n^Gae use bolting for the d^Goor. Or cli^Cmbing on a ch^Fair, jist git do^Con and say your pra^Cyers, F^Cor I've never told a l^Gie in all my l^Cife.