G-Eazy - Maximum

I just ^Amdrank a fifth of vodka, dare I ^Bmtake a drive? ^AmPush the limit, it's a w^Bmonder how I stay alive ^AmThey think I'm crazy and I am, but every d^Bmay I thrive ^AmThey said a tab of this will get you t^Bmhere, I'm taking five ^AmI smuggle drugs and hella liquor right t^Bmhrough TSA ^AmI mean in my belly, I did it all when I was ^Bmon the way My ^AmUber driver ain't no what the fuck was^Bm going on ^AmI walked in shirtless he was like "^BmHey man, can you throw one on?" ^AmI'm with a blonde and my Johnson is what she's bl^Bmowing on ^AmI'm in the backseat, I nut, she ca^Bmtch it like a Pokémon ^AmThe 9th Wonder of the world and still got it g^Bmoing on ^AmI stay providing, it's your track that I am flow^Bming on ^AmLife would be different if I ever had a ^Bmfuck to give ^AmRemember saying "eh, I just need e^Bmnough to live" ^AmBut now I'm rich and I'm a greedy s^Bmelfish asshole ^AmPatrick Bateman, swear my life is really that ^Bmroll ^AmThey say "Your alcohol abuse will take a b^Bmad toll, there's ^Ambags under your eyes and you're not even ^Bmthat old" (Bitch, shut the fuck up) ^AmEh, what? I think I'm hard of h^Bmearing ^AmI'm ordering hookers online until they s^Bmtart appearing ^AmI busted all over her makeup and it st^Bmarted smearing ^AmTears of joy, she's so bad that I star^Bmted tearing ^AmLike you're too pretty to be doing this f^Bmor a living ^AmBut then I snapped out of it like "^CWhat the fuck I'm thinking?"

^AmI just wanna live to the ^Bmmaximum ^AmLiquor, drugs, hookers a^Bmll day ^AmI'm just having fun, y^Bmeah ^AmThis is what the world's ^Bmcome to ^AmIf you're offended by this s^Bmhit ^AmI'm saying "Good, f^Bmuck you"

^AmTsss, I'm just pl^Bmaying ^AmReally no, I'm seriou^Bms, I'm not ^AmI'm just playing ^AmReally no, I'm se^Bmrious

^AmI dumped my girl cause I was sick of ke^Bmeping her around ^AmAlways pissed and she would always feel like turni^Bmng down (turn down for what) ^AmBut then got lonely and felt sorta^Bm down So I took some ecstasy, I k^Amnew my mood would quickly start to t^Bmurn around ^AmSaw rock bottom, passed it up, and now I'm f^Bmurther down ^AmAt the depths of the world, no one hea^Bmrd a sound ^AmThe world's biggest dirtbag, I'm coming for the c^Bmrown ^AmAsh a blunt inside the Oval Office 'til it's b^Bmurning down ^AmKilling birds with a stone, I'm tryna c^Bmombine 'em ^AmFuck Donald Trump, I took a shit, I l^Bmook just like him ^AmI wish McGregor and Mayweather could l^Bmike just fight him

N.C.

That part's for real though, I'm not just [?] ^AmThey take everything I say to heart ^{Bm Am}When I met Adriana Lima, I swear I h^Bmeard her fart ^AmThat's when my plans changed for my mission to s^Bmteal her heart ^AmLike covering with my nose with my sh^Bmirt and walking away awkwardly ^AmWe ain't close no more, they say I can^Bm't rap about coke no more ^AmOk, I swear that's the last time, I'm '^Bmbout to focus more ^AmRunning around the house party I'm fee^Bmling hella hyper ^AmMy dealer came through with my drugs, ^BmI had to pay the piper ^AmI move with the precision of a sniper ^Bm Your girl will be m^Amine if I like her, it's a given, I'ma ^Bmpipe her

^AmI just wanna live to the ^Bmmaximum ^AmLiquor, drugs, hookers a^Bmll day ^AmI'm just having fun, y^Bmeah ^AmThis is what the world's ^Bmcome to ^AmIf you're offended by this s^Bmhit ^AmI'm saying "Good, f^Bmuck you"

^AmTsss, I'm just pl^Bmaying ^AmReally no, I'm seriou^Bms, I'm not ^AmI'm just playing ^AmReally no, I'm se^Bmrious