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[Verse]
You can try... Bholding up a payroll with your F#pants around your ankles And a G#mdarkened plastic bag over your F#head
Tied on real tightly
Put Bsugar in the gas tank of your F#flat-tired getaway car With an G#mamputated arsehole at the F#wheel G#5You can't tell me G5that it's a real F#5steal
[Chorus]
And you will Bfail,E You'll go to Bjail E And you will Bfail,E You'll go to Bjail E
[Verse]
Try to Bviciously attack a F#Newtown Jets half backer With G#mboth hands and legs tied behind your F#back And a sultry shade of Blipstick on your mouth And if you F#somehow make it out G#mCall his mum a hooker on the F#way G#5Well today is G5really not your F#5day
[Chorus]
And you will Bfail,E You'll go to Bjail E And you will Bfail,E You'll go to Bjail E And you will Bfail,E You'll go to Bjail E And you will Bfail,E You'll go to Bjail E
[Verse]
Try Bsaving all the trees, or F#free the refuges Or G#mprove you're not a coward by F#killing Johnny Howard BMurder all the Racists, welcome F#blokes from other places G#mForce everyone to stop eating F#meat I G#5wouldn't bother G5getting off your F#5seat F#5I wouldn't bother G5trying you'll just Bend up doing F#time And if you Bwant to make a G#mdifference you'll just Bend up in a F#prison Getting Bbuggered every G#mtime you go to F#sleep
[Chorus]
And you will Bfail,E You'll go to Bjail E And you will Bfail,E You'll go to Bjail E