Fred Eaglesmith - White trash

When I ^Cmet her she was a beauty queen, W^Gho wanted something more ^GNow she's hanging out with me ^Cin front of the liquor store ^CAnd it won't start when I shut it off, So she ^Fhas to get the b^Dmeer She ^Cputs it in the back seat, And she ^Gquietly says to m^Ce N.C.

W^Chen, exactly, did ^Gwe become white trash ^GHow come we have seven dogs l^Civing in the garage ^CHow come the only eight track in our ^Fcar is Johnny Ca^Dmsh ^CWhen, exactly, did^G we become white ^Ctrash

^CAnd she tells all our friends tha^Gt I've got my Phd ^GBut it stands for Post Hole Digger, It ain't^C exactly a degree ^CAnd there's curtains on the window, and we ^Fhardly watch^Dm TV And that ^Cdouble wide is triple wide, n^Gow that's she's with^C me

N.C.

and she says

W^Chen, exactly, did ^Gwe become white trash ^GHow come we got seven dogs, w^Cho burned down the garage ^CHow come the only eight track in our ^Fcar is Johnny Ca^Dmsh ^CWhen, exactly, did^G we become white ^Ctrash

^CGirls: When, exactly, did ^Gwe become white ^Ctrash ^CBoys: When, exactly, did ^Gwe become white ^Ctrash ^CWhen, exactly, did ^Gwe become white ^Ctrash