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WONDERFUL WINO As recorded by Frank Zappa (From the 1976 Album ZOOT ALLURES) [Intro] A G C A G C A G C A G C [Verse 1]
AL.A. in the summer of '69 G AI went downtown and bought me some wine D Oh, I drank it down under the table C I said: AWatch me now AI'm gonna eat the label Well I'm a Dwino man E Don't you know I am? G A
[Verse 2]
A36 - 24, hips about 30 C AI seen a fine lady
And I started talkin' dirty
Boy, she Dlooked over at me And she raised her thumb C She said: "AJam down the road
You bum, bum, bum, bum"
I'm a Dwino man E Don't you know I am? G A C A
[Bridge]
F#mI went to the country C#m And while I was gone F#m I lost control of my body functions C#m On the road ahead at the ladies front lawn Bm BmI'm so ashamed But I'm a wino manF#m F#mI can't help myself I've been Adrinkin' all night ATill my eyes got red AStumbled on the gutter And busted my headAm7 Am7Bugs in my zoot suit Am7Been scratchin' like a dog Am7I can't stand no water Am7And I stink like a hog Am7Give me a five dollar bill Am7And an overcoat too Am7Give me a five dollar bill Am7And an overcoat too Am7A five dollar bill and an overcoat too Am7A five dollar bill and a floor shine shoe
[Outro] Am7 Am