Frank Zappa - What kind of girl do you think we are

^E7What's a girl lik^A7e y^A9ou doin' i^E7n a^E9 place like this? I left my place ^A7after midnight and I came to this hall M^E7e and my girlfriend, we came here lookin' to ball B7 B7 Bb7 A7 E7 E7 / G# You came to the right place, this is it This is the swingin'-est place In^A New^Bbdim York Cit^B7y, N^C9O SHI^B9T! ^E7How true that is! Oh, how t^A9rue indeed Yeah, me and my girl^E7friend, we come here Every Friday 'n Saturday night looking for that hot romance we need We like to g^A7et it on-- Do you like to get it o^E7n, too? Well now, wh^Eat did you ^Ahave in ^E7mind? Well, I'll tell ya wel^B7l I get off bein' juked With a baby octopus and spewed upon with creamed corn . . . ^B7An'^B7 my^Bb7 gir^A7lfriend, she digs it with a hot Yoo-hoo bottle while somebody's screamin': E7 E7 / G# A Bbdim B7 CORKS 'N SAFETIES PIGS 'N DONKEYS ALICE COOPER, baby . . . WAAAAH! ^E7Well, it gets me so hot I could scream ^A7ALICE COOPER, AL^A9ICE COOPER! ^E7WAAAAH! ALICE COOPER, ALICE COOPER! WAAAAH! ^A7You two chicks sound real far out and groovy^E7 Ever be^Aen^E to a Holiday Inn? ^E7Mna-ha^A7-ha-ha-ha-ha-^Ehaaa . .^A .^E M^B7agic Fingers in the bed (Picture it!) wall-mounted TV scr^A7eens E7 E7 / G# A Bbdim B7 There’ll be holes plugged into the bathroom wall for my ?????????????! ^E7(What kind of girl?) what kind of girl do you think we are? ^E7(What kind of girl?) what kind of girl do you think we are? (What kind of groupie) ^A7Don't call us groupies that is going too far (What kind of groupie) ^E7We wouldn't ball you just because you're a star ^B7These girls wouldn't let just anybody, spew on their vital ^A7parts E7 E7 / G# A Bbdim B7 They want a guy from a group with a big hit single in the charts! ^E7Funny you should mentio^A7n it, our new single made t^E7he charts this week With a bullet^E7#9! with a bullet! ^E7#9 Just let me put a little more rancid Budweiser^A7 on my beard right now, baby And you can show me how ^E7A young girl such as ^F#m7you might be thril^G#m7led and overwhelmed ^Gm7by me, F#m7

^E7We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts ^E7We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts ^A7We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts ^E7We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts